31 December 2006

10 Things I Love

10 Things I Loved about 2006:

1. Skiing on my new skiis
2. Babysitting my niece and nephew for a week
3. Playing lacrosse again (even if only for a short while)
4. Starting painting
5. Meeting Jefferson and falling in love
6. Making new friends (Mitzi, Emma, Gabriel, etc...)
7. Standing up to my dad
8. Spending an awesomely warm summer at the beach
9. Getting my jewelry sales job
10. Starting my blog

30 December 2006

Aww- So sweet! My new favorite song!

Here (In Your Arms)- by Hellogoodbye

I like,
Where we are,
When we drive,
In your car.
I like,
Where we are,

Cause our lips,
Can touch.
And our cheeks,
Can brush.
Our lips can touch,

Where you are the one, the one,
That lies close to me.
Whispers, "Hello,
I miss you quite terribly."
I fell in love, in love,
With you suddenly.
Now there's no place else,
I could be, but,
Here in your arms.

I like,
Where you sleep,
When you sleep,
Next to me.
I like,
Where you sleep,

Our lips,
Can touch.
And our cheeks,
Can brush.
Cause our lips can touch,

Where you are the one, the one,
That lies close to me.
Whispers, "Hello,
I miss you quite terribly."
I fell in love, in love,
With you suddenly.
Now there's no place else,
I could be, but,
Here in your arms.

Our lips can touch.
Our lips can touch,

You are the one, the one,
That lies close to me.
Whispers, "Hello,
I miss you quite terribly."
I fell in love, in love,
With you suddenly.
Now there's no place else,
I could be, but,
Here in your...

You are the one, the one,
That lies close to me.
Whispers, "Hello,
I miss you quite, miss you quite..."
I fell in love, in love,
With you suddenly.
Now theres no place else,
I could be, but,
Here in your arms.

Here, here, here, here in your arms.
Oh, here in your... arms.

29 December 2006

Lemme Go Stand in That Line!!

Tepid Breeder Sex Is around the Corner at the Loews

Man: Excuse me, what are you all standing on line for?
Woman: Hot, lesbian sex.

--Waverly IFC, 3rd & 6th Ave

via Overheard in New York, Dec 29, 2006

I'm Getting There

I'm on my way to finishing a story for you all, but first I just wanted to post a pic of my pretty new watch!!

I got it for Christmas! Well, actually I got this necklace for Christmas (that I picked out myself) but decided to get this watch instead because it was just soooo beautiful!

Isn't it so pretty??!!! I LOVE it!

So yeah, I'll get back to writing my story...

I Fully Intended to Write...

Except I spent my night wasting time on YouTube watching Will and Grace clips!

But, really, it's all about Jack and Karen, lol.

And the bloopers!!

28 December 2006

Oh It's Just Too Funny!!

HNT #13

Jefferson has some freaky strong toes!

27 December 2006

I Know Some of You Out There Love Me...

So Nominate, nominate, nominate people!!

(And then don't forget to vote!! But, uh, I'll remind you, lol)

25 December 2006

Merry, Merry, Happy, Happy

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays out there to everyone!

Just writing a quick note before dessert...

Hope everyone's having a good holiday and they got everything on their wish list, 'cause I did! Woohoo!!

I'll write more later- lots to tell...but cookies are a callin'

23 December 2006

It Is A Cruel Joke!

Points for Creativity

Chick #1 looking at life-like dildo that actually cums: I wonder what it cums.
Chick #2: If it were me, I would put in vanilla milkshake.
Chick #1: Oh my god! How amazing would it be if guys came vanilla milkshakes?! I would be on my knees all day long!
Chick #2: Yeah, totally... What a cruel joke that most of them taste like steamrolled, year-old sushi.

--The Pink Pussycat

Overheard by: Sharon Sloan

via Overheard in New York, Dec 23, 2006

22 December 2006

Ew Gross

So I'm pretty horny these days- haven't had sex since I saw Jefferson a week an a half ago, and doesn't look like I'm gonna have it again until after the New Year.

Fuck- that sucks.

And with my lack of sex and being horny, I obviously need to compensate. With the roommies gone for the holidays, I have all the opportunity I want.

Except my roommate in the next room is still around. And I have I mentioned she has a new boyfriend?

Yeah, the one she's ditched me for. But that's a whole 'nother matter.

But she has this new boyfriend. And he's here now. And their door is shut.

And I go in my room to release some pent up sexual frustration when I hear major bed sqeaking. Gah. Ew. Gross!!

I may post naked pics of myself on the internet, but I'm a total prude when it comes to hearing my neighbors and roommates having sex.

Needless to say- that killed my mood.

21 December 2006

XXX-Mas (HNT #12)

Go take a gander at Jefferson's blog and check out the Christmas spread he's posted of me...

Oh, and if you look closely at some of the photos, you can see my other tattoo...

Enjoy and happy holidays!!

19 December 2006

I Might Disagree on the Importance

I stumbled across this on a Woman's Heath site:

It is also important for the doctor to place his or her hand into your vagina and sometimes your rectum to detect the shape of your uterus and ovaries as well as to feel for any masses that may be present.

I myself am kind of picky who I allow to place a hand inside my vagina (and never my rectum!). A doctor would need to have very, very good reason to place a hand inside me, in my opinion.

18 December 2006

Holy Fuck- Stop the Presses!!

My sister JUST called ME!

I'm telling you, she never calls me.

She must want something. Or she's gonna try and get me to make up with Dad.

I dunno if I should really call her back. She rarely calls me back. She didn't call me back the last time I called her in October...


Yep, I was right. I called her back even though I'm babysitting and she was trying to convince me to make up with Dad and that it was silly I was ruining all kinds of relationships because we're having a disagreement about France.

But I'm just all kinds of upset right now and can't really write much more about it right now.

Count Down- 6 More Shopping Days Left!!

17 December 2006

So F-in' Busy!

I'm working like a dog, and because of that I barely have more than a half hour to sit and relax.

Friday was my day off and I had some fun after I did a little studying for my final and all.

But I worked 8 long hours yesterday and passed out as soon as I got out of the shower, and I have another long 8 hours ahead of me in just a few minutes.

If I'm not too beat after work, I'll try and write. Or study. Or both really.

15 December 2006

Jersey Girl!!

You Are 81% New Jersey!
You are definitely Jersey. Well done, my friend. You are most likely from this great state, and you fit right in. Odds are, you love being Jersey!

How New Jersey Are You?

Make Your Own Quiz

I really expected it to be higher actually...

14 December 2006

11 December 2006


I really am in the mood for a nice hot bath. With some kind of nice bath salts or oils or something. And candles. And soft music.

Except I have that weird aversion to porcelin, and I can't really think of a tub that I'd be willing to sit my bare ass on.



The room started emptying to check out the action in the next room and soon it was just Donny and me left on Jefferson’s bed.

We were making out when he asked me if I was bi. I replied in the affirmative. He said the girl in the other room was too and dragged me in to try and get us to hook up, but we found her and her husband finishing up and starting to get dressed, having realized how late it was.

Jefferson escorted our new guests out and returned to put a drunk Mimi to bed. I chatted awkwardly with Mark as we watched Jefferson pull covers over Mimi and whisper something in her ear. It bothered me a little to watch him be nice to her when she'd said such mean things that night, with that shit she'd said in the bedroom and then making some other comment about how she thought Jefferson would be sexier if he didn't have thinning hair.

When Jefferson was finished putting her to bed on the futon, him, Mark, and I went into the other bedroom to keep playing. As I was walking into a room with 4 guys, I realized I was the only girl left at the party.

"Oh shit," I said, hesitating at the door.

Jefferson pushed me through the door, further into the room.

"Well, I could always become one of the boys," I immediately reasoned.
"What do you mean?" Donny asked me.
"I'm sure there's a strap-on around here somewhere."
"You mean you fuck guys?" he asked excitedly.

Oh yeah. That's right. Straight boy, Donny, liked getting fucked.

I had neglected to bring my strap-on that night, but luckily Jefferson had a spare on hand.

He fetched it for me and I strapped in, covered and lubed and set to fucking Donny.

But I was too big :( It just wasn't gonna happen.

Jefferson took over for me, laying on his back and having Donny lowered himself down, facing the foot of the bed. Donny pulled me on to the bed to kiss me as he fucked himself on Jefferson's cock.

"I want to see you get fucked. Here, in front of me," Donny said as he undid the buckles of my harness.
"You do, huh? Maybe Mark can help with that," I suggested.

"Sure," Mark answered, grabbing a condom.

I bent over a bit, not having a lot of room with Donny right in front of me, to get in a better position for Mark. I felt Mark place his hands on my hips and I moaned as he pushed into me. I moaned loudly as he fucked me while also watching Jefferson fuck Donny harder. I could hear John as well jerking off on the side.

Man, it was so fucking hot. And it didn't take long for me to cum.

I felt Mark pull out after a bit and I straightened up, stretching my back after twisting oddly to fit in the small space on the bed. Jefferson also climbed out from underneath Donny to switch positions. I took this opportunity to steal a kiss.

I kneeled on the bed in front of him and threw my arms around his shoulders, pulling him in for a close kiss.

"You know, we haven't fucked at all tonight," I noted.
"My goodness, you're right!"

We kissed a little more until Donny pulled me towards him.

"I was kinda in the middle of something!" I laughed.
"Yeah, but I want you to suck me," he said, offering his cock to me.
"Well, when you put it that way..."

He leaned over me and I took his cock in my mouth as Jefferson started fucking him again. I was squished under the boys but was still majorly turned on by the scene going on. John got on the bed and knelt in between my legs and started gently fucking me. My moans were muffled by Donny's cock as I continued to suck him. We kept this up for a little while.

Jefferson pulled out and stood watching. Donny fucked my mouth harder, getting closer to cumming, and had me finger his ass a bit. He pulled out of my mouth and started jerking himself.

"Where can I cum?" he asked.
"On me, just not my face."

He leaned forward, aiming his cock over my chest and grunted as he came. I sighed as he finished and John pulled out of me.

Jefferson got me a wet towel to clean up.

The night finished up pretty quickly after the climax as John and Donny started getting dressed to leave. Mark had already left in the midst of everything.

The boys let themselves out as Jefferson and I hopped in the shower to clean up before getting to bed. After we dried off, we made the bed together, putting fresh sheets on the bed and snuggled in together in the cozy, flannel sheets.

10 December 2006

Oh But I Do Believe That

I Want to Believe That

Dude #1: Mike's always talking about how he has no gag reflex.
Dude #2: Would you let him blow you?
Dude #1: Fuck no, I'm not gay!
Dude #2: Blow jobs don't have a gender.

--Prospect Park

Overheard by: chelsea

via Overheard in New York, Dec 9, 2006

08 December 2006

Oh Snap!

You Definitely Have to Swallow Your Gum First

Girl: Is it okay to swallow gum?
Guy #1: Yeah, if the guy's been tested...
Guy #2: Dude, she said 'gum.'
Guy #1: Oh... Awkward...

--Death Cab for Cutie show, Madison Square Garden Theater

Overheard by: Domi

via Overheard in New York, Dec 8, 2006

07 December 2006

HNT #10

So how bout an HNT since I'm not really going to have a story for you all for at least a few days...

This pic goes back to that hint I made awhile ago about my strap-on, whips, and a video camera.


06 December 2006

At a Loss

Depression sucks...I have no desire to write. I know what stories I want to write, but I just stare at the screen and just no words come to me. So I can't really say when I'll have another story for you guys. It all depends on when I start to feel better, and who knows when that'll be...

Nothingness Update

Not a whole lot to update on. My job's still awesome, even when my feet ache at the end of the day. And even when I get crazy and nasty customers. But it's customer's like last night that make it worth it. I worked with this one woman for maybe 20-30 minutes picking out gold earrings. They had to be around $50, so I pulled a few different styles in the price range and helped her narrow down and I modeled them. Even though it was a tiny sale, I was perfectly patient and helpful the whole time. When she had ended up pick a $60 pair, I happened to notice a cheaper pair in the same style hoop, but just a little smaller. As I took her to the cashier, she asked if my manager was there that night. I have about 5 different managers and I pointed out one that just happened to be in sight. I called him over and as I was walking away, I over heard her telling him how good of a job I'd done being so patient and helpful. I beamed because I really want to keep this job once the season is over, and those kinds of things will really give me an edge.

Plus I've lost 5 pounds! I noticed last night my work pants were a little loose cause I had to keep hoisting them up and I didn't want to weigh myself until after my period was finished, which happened to be today, and I saw I've lost 5 pounds since like Thanksgiving! Yay!

And I did another painting last night. I haven't done any painting at all since a few weeks ago when I got in a really bad fight with a roommate. But the other day when I was driving back to school, going east, I just saw the most beautiful sunset sky and knew I had to paint it. The sky was so clear and so beautiful, with only a few clouds that just looked like they were floating on strings. And then there was the moon. A bright, full, silvery moon. And I just had to paint it. All that's left for me to do is add some clouds.

Oh, and also a certain someone (Mitzi) got me my eggnog lip balm from my Amazon list!! Which made me sooo happy because I actually really really wanted that and would've just gotten it for myself had somone not gotten it for me.

So, those are the good things in my life right now.

Everything else I'm kinda depressed about and almost on the verge of tears the past few days. Plus everytime I get out of bed I just feel like climbing back into it and going back to sleep. And I do.

Maybe you could cheer me up with a gift subscription to a Gourmet Chocolate of the Month Club? Or maybe just even a bouquet of my favorite flowers, Gebera Daisies? I'm also amenable to a funny book, like a collection of Get Fuzzy comics or maybe a funny movie like Over the Hedge to make me laugh.

I'm always open to other suggestions too. You can go see my whole list for other ideas over at Amazon. They even gave me this cool button I can post to make it easy for you.

My Amazon.com Wish List

It's also over on the side bar too for easy access.

I dunno, maybe I'll take another nap now.

05 December 2006

True Meaning of Phone Sex

Back to Sugasm- #57

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This Week’s Picks
The Other Side of Hotwifery (http://junohenry.wordpress.com)
“Since he had been so cavalier about it prior to my ever actually going through with such an event, I had given almost no thought to how it might affect him.”

The Blender (http://radicalvixen.com/blog)
“You want to pick me? Did I win a contest?”

Meeting in a Car - part one (http://emergingontheotherside.blogspot.com)
“His tongue teased hers, and her lips teased his in retaliation”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Welcome to Googlestan! Google Purges Adult Content from Search Results (http://sugarbank.com)

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Desire so overwhelming I could do anything (http://sugarbutch.blogspot.com)

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Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

A Way With Words: Aural Fixation (http://exploreros.blogspot.com)
Breaking the golden rule, Part I (http://www.betweensheets.net)
Confronting Things Head-On: How We Got Here (Part 1 of 2) (http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com)
Sex Addict?! (http://www.model-chat.com)
Sex and the Movies (http://hard-and-fast.blogspot.com)
“Tossing the Salad” (http://sexeteria.net)

Sex & Politics
Anti-Anti-Pornography, Part III: A Concept (http://www.teen-porn-site.com/blog)

NSFW Pics (& videos)
First alone thanksgiving (http://stealthbombshell.blogspot.com)
Get a grip! (http://kitchen-girls.blogspot.com)
Half-Nekkid Sex Blogging (http://www.tarasnaughtyshop.com)
Happy HNT - Sexy Holiday Stockings (http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
“I Like Men, Women, Angels…” (http://totalsensuality.blogspot.com)
MILF sucks on a cock (4) (video) (http://deepthroat.ilovejulienight.com)

BDSM and Fetish
A Nawty Story: Kitten’s Reward and Punishment (http://anawtymouz.blogspot.com)
On Loan, Finale (http://engrailed.com)

Sex Work
What Happened to Good Old Fashioned BDSM? (http://lipstickexplosion.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
A Break From The Dance (http://mandyseroticlife.blogspot.com)
Crush - Part II (http://lafillemariee.blogspot.com)
Eyes (http://designingintimacy.blogspot.com)
Guy #2: November 24, 2006 - The Swing (http://mysexualmisadventures.blogspot.com)
He Says (http://sexcakes.blogspot.com)
I am yours (http://wetbeyondbelief.blogspot.com)
Late Night Meeting (http://dirtylittlecockslut.blogspot.com)
Lori – Part II (http://masterenigma.blogspot.com)
My girlfriend the stripper, part 1 (http://erotischism.blogspot.com)
Phoenix Has a Long Night at The Office (http://dirtydetails.blogspot.com)
The School Camp (http://wanklog.blogspot.com)
Why I Love My Job… (http://stilettodiaries.blogspot.com)

Sex News & Reviews
Girls with Guns: There’s Nothing Sexier (http://www.taratainton.com)
Most Erotic Sex Movie Scene (http://ncnewcpl4u.blogspot.com)
Ray Spade Retro Collection (http://retrosexblog.com)
Welcome to “Sir Dirty Joke” by Sir Dirty Joke (http://sexblogwelcome.blogspot.com)
Why You Shouldn’t Spend Money On SkinVideo (http://ylovesporn.com)

Sexy Humor
What did Simon Cowell do before he was famous? (http://sextoysinsider.com)

02 December 2006

Copy Cat

So I've followed in Jefferson's foot steps and decided to create an Amazon Wish List.

My Amazon.com Wish List

The way I see it is considering how much of myself I've shared over the last 8 months, some of you probably couldn't help but learn to love me, and what better way to show your love and appreciation by showering me with gifts? ;-)

I've included things in every price range from $8 Eggnog Lip Balm to $40 Americans in Paris (art book) all the way up to a $200 Green Amethyst Ring and even a $6,000 Breitling Watch!

I know, I know. I'm not expecting it, it's just my fantasy watch. Something I'd get myself if I won the lottery or something.

But key items I should mention:

An external hard drive. OMG I need one so badly!! I only have 2GB of space left on my desk top (it's all that porn! Lol.) But seriously, I need space for my music and photos!

And speaking of photos... I've listed a digital camera too. See I have this camera, that's really only 2 years old, but it sucks. It's a good camera, but it still sucks. I just can't get my pictures to be clear and not blurry. So, this camera I picked out has SteadyShot Stabilization. Awesome!

Sooo...with my new digital camera I can take more pictures to post for you all, but only of course if I have the space with a hard drive!

I also added this flower that I've been searching years for. The potted version. So I can plant it.

I'm also obsessed right now with anything green amethyst. Yes, green amethyst! I didn't know it existed either until the other day! So I added some rings that looked pretty awesome.

So take a gander and if you're in the generous mood, I hope you spread some this way!

01 December 2006


Ok, well I got tagged to list 6 weird things about me.

I'll try and come up with as many as I can.

And I'm not tagging anyone else. Lol.

1. I have this freakish aversion to porcelin (ie: bathtubs and sink, can also be that new fiberglass material), specifially old and/or dirty ones. I don't like touching the inside of sinks and I don't like standing in the shower after the water's turned off, freaks me the fuck out!

2. I don't like feet. Boy's feet really. I get grossed out when they touch me.

3. Diamonds make me salvate. Literally salvate.

And that's enough for now... I think it's time for bed since I have a horrifyingly full day tomorrow.

Just A Little Further...

Won't be long til she's on the other side!

... While I Masturbate

NYU girl #1: It's almost like... a pseudo-lesbian crush... I mean, I don't wanna touch her or anything.
NYU girl #2: Yeah, I don't wanna touch her, I just...
NYU girl #1: I just, like, want her to lay in my bed with me and tell stories.

--Washington Square Park

via Overheard in New York, Dec 1, 2006

God Damn

Besides the fact that it's 65 degrees on December 1st,

God damn it's December 1st!!

Only 24 more shopping days kiddies!! Lol (Maybe I should follow Jefferson and post my own wish list...maybe at least so he knows what to get me! ;-))