13 October 2006

I Can't Believe I Forgot About This!

So, I was reading through one of my old diaries when I stumbled across an entry about Robby. I remembered it was him that said the craziest thing to me in bed.

Ok, are you ready for it?

While fucking me, he says, with such passion, "I love fucking your Jewish pussy."

I didn't realize Jewish pussys were any different from shiksa ones.

He also asked me that same night if I celebrated Thanksgiving. You know, cause I'm Jewish.

So, now my readers, please, please, please fill me in and comment and let me know what's the strangest thing someone's said to you in bed!!


Jefferson said...

I just knew your pussy was kosher.

I like it when someone says to me in a post-coital moment: "You're fun--what was your name again?"

Avah said...

Oh yeah. I'm kosher alright, baby.

And you know, Nate just did that to me the other night! We just had really hot sex and I gave him the best blow job of his life and he tells me after he's forgotten my name! Sheesh!

Lizzie said...

Not something someone said, but something he did.. he started sucking on my nose and when I pulled away, he held my head still and did it again! For a long time! Seriously one of the weirdest experiences of my life!

Avah said...

OMG, Lizzie! That's just vile!

And a total mood killer!

(PS. Thanks for your note)

Desireous said...

I think the stangest was when this guy said, "Ooooh la la" When he came. That just blew me away!


Squinky said...

Not what she said, what she did. First time with this woman, and I finished going down on her until she had a massive orgasm. And afterwards she started giggling. And giggling. And giggling. For a long time. I started to get really worried, but then she finally recovered, and said "That was fun! When can we do it again?" Apparently it had been a long time since she had been eaten out...