Unless You Brought Enough Pussy For Everyone, You're Going to Have to Spit That Out

Unless You Brought Enough Pussy For Everyone, You're Going to Have to Spit That Out

RA: No sex in the dorms after curfew!
Girl #1: But what about lesbian sex?
RA: Well, that's okay, but not in the common room. Unless everyone's involved. Then it's okay.
Girl #2: And clean up after yourselves!

--Columbia University

via Overheard in New York, Aug 12, 2006