Eh, I got nothing, just thought this was hysterical

And Feet

Hobo falls asleep on hipster girl and breathes in her face -- she gags.

Hipster friend: What's wrong?
Hipster girl: I just saw hell, and it smells like Taco Bell.

--4 train

Overheard by: I could smell it too

via Overheard in New York, Feb 10, 2007