25 January 2007

Overheard at School

While waiting for the shuttle back to my dorm:

Guy #1: Hey! I've missed you!
Girl #1: I love you's and I miss you's are so oversaid these days, but they're still appreciated!
Guy #2 walking up: He don't love you. Men can't love. But they sure can fuck well!

Everyone pauses.

Guy #2: Oh my god, that totally came out wrong. I mean, it's what they do. Not that, oh my God, it's what guys do.

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