06 September 2006

Along the lines of Sex

Wednesday One-Liners Fail the Purity Test

Girl: I'm done with threesomes. Someone always gets hurt. It's four-gies only from now on.

--Duane Reade, 32nd & Broadway

Overheard by: Jaina Wald

Man on cell: You got the what? The what? So you got the queen-sized bed!! You whore! You whore!

--Wall & Water

Overheard by: Aubrie

Man: Hey, anyone want to go to an orgy?

--Central Park

Loud teen boy: Dad, do we need condoms?

--Pharmacy, 82nd & Columbus

Girl on cell: Well it's not even like anyone there had any real porn background!

--Union Square

Guy on stoop: Dude! I did not give that girl VD.

--22nd & Broadway

Loud female suit: Well, at least he wasn't sleeping with an intern!

--45th & Lex

Preppy girl on cell: Hey, girly, I got myself two tickets for us to go to the Dominican Republic for next week, and you know what that means: 7 days of Dominican cock. Yum!

--34th St

via Overheard in New York, Sep 6, 2006

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