Wednesday One-Liners Fail the Purity Test
Girl: I'm done with threesomes. Someone always gets hurt. It's four-gies only from now on.
--Duane Reade, 32nd & Broadway
Overheard by: Jaina Wald
Man on cell: You got the what? The what? So you got the queen-sized bed!! You whore! You whore!
--Wall & Water
Overheard by: Aubrie
Man: Hey, anyone want to go to an orgy?
--Central Park
Loud teen boy: Dad, do we need condoms?
--Pharmacy, 82nd & Columbus
Girl on cell: Well it's not even like anyone there had any real porn background!
--Union Square
Guy on stoop: Dude! I did not give that girl VD.
--22nd & Broadway
Loud female suit: Well, at least he wasn't sleeping with an intern!
--45th & Lex
Preppy girl on cell: Hey, girly, I got myself two tickets for us to go to the Dominican Republic for next week, and you know what that means: 7 days of Dominican cock. Yum!
--34th St
via Overheard in New York, Sep 6, 2006
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